I’m almost embarrassed to admit that, apart from the occasional long-distance tele-wank with my wife before I’d moved full-time to the UK, I’d only had phone sex once in my life. The reason I’m almost embarrassed is that it was with my best mate’s girlfriend back when I was in my teens. We were the best of friends as well (purely platonic, mind) and she’d often call me late at night and we’d chat for hours about any- and everything.
On this particular evening, however, the topic had turned to sex – specifically, her sexual relationship with my best friend. Although they’d engaged in sex quite frequently, she was relatively inexperienced and was just wondering how his penis size “stacked up” in comparison to the male average. I told her my length, which was apparently 2″ longer than my friend’s, but then went on to describe an MMF threesome experience I’d had a couple of years earlier where the other M in the equation had this massive 11″ member that seriously put mine to shame! She was in awe and asked me to describe, in explicit detail, what happened. As I progressively revealed the dirty details of our first menage et trois encounter, her voice became a low sultry whisper.
Suddenly she said to me, “Do you know where my fingers are?” I knew all to well, having had a few mutual masturbation sessions with an old girlfriend, and immediately released my now-bulging cock from my trousers and began slowly wanking as I continued the story. Once I told her that I was doing the same, she put the phone down near her pussy so I could hear how wet it was as she thrust her fingers deep into herself, and that was it! The sound of a girl masturbating for me on the other end of the line was too much for my fragile teenage sexuality. Fortunately, it was a cordless phone, so I could go clean myself up as we continued our conversation. And that concluded my only experience with phone sex until about 20 years later.
Nowadays, phone sex is everywhere. You can’t turn on the late night telly without seeing endless adverts for women offering their thespian talents in a pay-per-minute format. However, most of the women proffering these seductive services are nothing more than those undernourished sticks with tits (and sub-standard tits, at that!) that seem so popular with the mainstream media. Why don’t they show any REAL women doing this? I’d be far more interested if someone like Wonder Ava from BBW Dreams was one the other end of the line! The funny thing is, two of my female friends happen to be phone sex operators, and their figures are far closer to Ava’s than the bony birds they portray in the ads!! ;~)
Which, at long last, brings me to today’s video selection in which we see BBW Wonder Ava having phone sex with a punter who seems quite pleased with her plumper proportions! All in all, the sexy call lasts an hour (just imagine the size of his phone bill!), and just gets steamier as time rolls on. I’m sure that if he was seeing what we got to witness by virtue of the video camera, he’d not have lasted a fraction of that! Here are a few clips from Ava’s video at BBWDreams.com…
…but that’s not my
real reason for blogging this particular video from
BBW Dreams. No, it’s the “hide the banana” game Ava plays later on in this hour-long video that motivated me to blog about it today (before I got so carried away with the whole phone-sex thing…sorry).Now, I have nothing against masturbation with fresh produce, but a banana?! I realise that they possess a size and consistency similar to that of an erect penis, and even have ample curvature for reaching up to the G-spot, but they’ve also got that knobbly brown thing on the end! Wouldn’t that be a bit uncomfortable? If not totally abrasive?! If she’d put a condom on it to cover up the end, I could totally understand. But, no, she takes it raw (and deep!).Permit me to illustrate in graphic goodness with a few more video clips from Ava’s marathon phone-sex movie from
BBWDreams.com:
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