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Remember dry humping? You & your girlfriend fully clothed grinding your hips together on the couch? In retrospect, I suppose this was just a natural precursor to sex when we were young, not yet having grown up from adolescence to adultery. For me, the dry humping came later on in my sexual development, having already been well and truly fucked by my best friend’s girlfriend (and, yes, she was indeed the fucker and I the fuckee in most cases).

Dry humping, in contrast, was reserved for those times when we were in the company of friends (usually playing Dungeons & Dragons, geeky nerds that we were). She & I would usually lay together on the couch in a spooning position with me behind, arising only occasionally to roll the curious combinations of odd-shaped dice whenever it was our go. Being the incessant prick tease that she was, she would often begin grinding her ass against my crotch, invariably eliciting a raging erection that would strain against my pants, whilst watching our onlookers’ reactions.

This seemed to be a regular sex game for her, not unlike the pervy pool we used to play, with its ultimate goal being to get me to cum in my pants (hmm, seems kind of cruel, in retrospect). Fortunately, I never had to endure the social embarrassment of creaming my jeans amongst my mates because I’d always make it a point to pull away before orgasm was inevitable. Whenever I did this, she would just giggle, delighting in the discomfort I would have to endure through the rest of our gaming session from desperately needing a cum.

[Frankly, recalling early erotic experiences like this, it’s a wonder I didn’t turn out more sexually insecure! :~P]

What inspired this enlightening recollection from my formative years as a fornicator was a video I found at PlumperPass starring voluptuous JJ-cup busty blonde Bunny De La Cruz. The video starts with Bunny sneaking up on her sleeping boyfriend and mounting him for some dry humping action (honestly, if I woke up to those huge tits dangling in my face whilst this big beautiful blonde ground her pussy against my clothed cock I’d probably blow my load instantly!).

However, rather than making him jizz in his pants, Bunny instead unzips his trousers, kneels down and treats him to a titfucking blowjob (thus making her far more considerate than my ex-fuck-buddy)! Further fucking ensues leaving all of the parties involved sexually satisfied (what a bloody relief that would’ve been!). Anyway, enough of my bemoaning the past sexual antics of slutty girls gone by, here’s 34JJ Bunny De La Cruz pleasing her man to completion at PlumperPass.com:

Arriving back from my fortnight abroad (and, yes, I had a wonderful time despite the prevailing Puritanical attitude which made me feel like a right dirty fucker amidst the comparatively wholesome morality embraced by the countrymen of my homeland), I was thrilled to see a comment that had been posted on my “Leah-Jayne is a Plumper?!” blog by the beautiful busty blonde babe herself… :~D

Leah-Jayne wrote:

Hey hunnys, A massive thankyou for posting this! I don’t see myself as any of the names I’m categorised at, a BBW to me is some one of extremes, but there’s no categories inbetween? It seems to me that everyone over a size 10 is a BBW, and I dont think its fair!! Can’t we just focus on being called curvy?

If I get categorised as a BBW I’ll stop sucking cock for you on film (that’s ON FILM not stop sucking all together hehehe!!)

xxxxxxx’s

…and so, I, too, must extend my own massive reciprocal thank you back to Leah-Jayne for popping in to participate in what’s become a rather timely and topical discussion. You see, MyBoobSite Central is in the process of setting up a public forum wherein readers can interact more fully by sharing photos and thereby helping to promote their favourite big boobs models. Trouble is, we’ve got our categories sorted for both Slim-n-Stacked & Stacked-n-Packed models, the former referring to models with a maximum breast to body ratio and the latter encompassing plumpers & BBWs, but cannot come up with an apt category title for those busty women who fall through the cracks between these two extremes.

Indeed, this categorisation conundrum has been running for nearly a year, ever since the wife coined the phrase “In-Between Women” or “IBWs” to refer to this forgotten niche wherein regular-shaped, “real” women should appear for those of us who appreciate (okay, “lust after”) girls of a more naturally curvaceous figure. Sure we’ve got your MILF porn (which typically features precisely the sort of lovely semi-voluptuous ladies like I’m talking about), but I feel that this unnecessarily pigeon-holes models into the “yummy mummy” soccer mom set, which isn’t always the case.

Look at busty 32JJ teen Ashley as a prime example: While she’s delightfully well-endowed with the sort of cuddly voluptuous curves, bountiful big tits and plump little belly that never fail to drive me to sexual distraction, she’s certainly no MILF - nor does she truly fit into our slim & stacked or stacked & packed categories. No, Ashley’s one of those countless beautiful busty babes who’s an “inbetweeny” in need of a niche (and, as much as we might despise assigning labels, you have to admit that it’s most helpful when surfing porn to find the unique wank fodder that floats each of our individual boats).

And so, we’re in desperate need a new generalised catch-all category for these busty but in-between beautiful women - something that fits bang in the middle of our Slim-n-Stacked & Stacked-n-Packed niches. If you’ve got any ideas in this regard, please feel free to offer your suggestions by posting a comment. In order to help you along in your deliberations, let’s bring back curvy blonde goddess Leah-Jayne masturbating all by her lonesome in videos from Plumper Pass (and, no, I’m not going call her a BBW ever again, as I enjoy watching her suck cock far too much!).

Now, as much as I’m an avid fan of watching women wanking - female masturbation being yet another big fetish for me - it’s just a good thing this just a video, as I fear I’d find myself wholly unable to resist the urge to offer Leah-Jayne a “helping hand” were I lucky enough to encounter this luscious lady masturbating in person (ah, but why stop with a friendly hand when I’ve got a perfectly serviceable cock on offer as well?). Then again, I know how annoyed I get whenever someone rudely interrupts my own efforts at having a stealthy wank in order to lend a hand or mouth or soaking wet pussy (yeah, right!), so I suppose we’d best leave Leah-Jayne to enjoy her little ladywank on her own (and more’s the pity, as I’d so dearly love to wrap my lips around those pretty pink pussy flaps & clit and suck her off until my mouth was filled with her succulent vaginal juices, but I digress from the topic at hand). Here’s heavenly HH-cup lovely Leah-Jayne masturbating for our voyeuristic pleasure courtesy of PlumperPass.com:

For the sheer number of big tits I work with over at MyBoobSite, the one busty model whom I feel has the most perfect breasts I’ve ever seen - 36GG Seana Rae - has only been properly featured there once! It’s a shame, really, as I should really give this picture of breast perfection more exposure. And, considering that she’s been voted the top BBW model by members of the Plumper Pass family of websites, I’m not alone in my assessment…

…however, inexplicable though this may be, I seem to be blogging Seana here again. Eh, it’s just one of those mammary mysteries, I guess. :~P

In any case, the reason that Seana Rae has crossed my radar once again is because she’s now appearing on a site called BBWs Gone Black in her first interracial hardcore sex scenes ever! But forget the fucking (which, as usual, is marvellous), just seeing the contrast of a big black cock against her milky-white breasts as said penis plunders her cleavage is just an amazingly aesthetic sight to behold (um, have I ever mentioned that I’m also into women with ultra-light complexions?)!

Anyway, here’s 36GG Seana Rae and those most beautiful big boobs in her very first interracial hardcore video for BBWsGoneBlack.com…

…but that’s not the only one she’s done for BBWsGoneBlack. Indeed, as inferred by the title of this blog, Seana’s also most recently starred in her very first threesome video! And so, fulfilling my titular promise, here’s gorgeous GG-cup plumper Seana Rae sucking & fucking away - this time contrasted against two big black cocks - in these interracial threesome videos that once again come courtesy of BBWsGoneBlack.com:

For those of you who’ve been following my favourite orgasm quiz over on MyBoobSite, you’ll know that blowjobs are now ahead by a nose, having run neck-in-neck with vaginas the whole time, as being the all-time best place to spill your seed (and, quite curiously, considering that it’s a big breast fetish site, titfucks are running a lowly third (so obviously they’ve never had a titfuck to completion from Chessie Moore!))!

Blowjobs just happen to be my favourite, too, as there’s nothing like cumming inside of a girl’s mouth and then for her to continue sucking your cock dry until you just can’t take it any more. ;~) Oh, and bonus points if the blowjob babe administering said oral sex attentions has really huge boobs so she can give you a titfuck in the process, as does today’s model: Wonder Tracy!

So, in celebration of blowjobs pulling a-head (tee hee) in the polls, here’s mega-busty BBW Wonder Tracey down on her knees sucking some lucky cock perched precariously between her massive tits in first-person POV blowjob videos that “cum” courtesy of BigBabeBlowjobs.com:

It’s like the big breast BBW lover’s dream, getting two busty voluptuous superstars like Samantha 38G & Devyn Devine topless together on a bed. You await with bated breath and erection in hand to see what sort of sordid, sexy lesbian love scene will ultimately unfold. Then, suddenly, the two gorgeous girls get up on their hands and knees next to each other, their dangling huge boobs bobbing and swaying from the sheer massive mammary momentum of their titanic tit-flesh playing against the unyielding natural force of gravity and, without warning, spontaneously burst into song: “You put your right boob in, you take your right boob out…” Yes, you heard right, Samantha & Devyn have discovered Big Breast Hokey Pokey.

Granted, now that I’m living in Britain, I’m quite certain that my fellow country-mates will scoff at my calling it the Hokey Pokey (even though I am merely quoting Sam & Devyn from the video), writing such a grievous error off to the fact that I’m a simple American twat who doesn’t know any better. The Brits, you see, refer to this novelty song & dance as the “Hokey Cokey”, having traced its origins to English music halls back in the mid-1940s (with the U.S. version not having been copyrighted until 1950). However, further research revealed that some scholars attribute this tune to the old Shaker song Hinkum-Booby from the mid-1800s which begins thusly: “I put my right hand in, I put my right hand out…” [Which, frankly, to me, sounds more like fisting, despite the passing nod to boobies in the title.]

But Sam & Devyn do indeed get up to far more Sapphic shenanigans in this video than the Hokey Pokey (although you must admit their little song & dance routing seems most apropos for a site called “Plumpers at Play“), as there also transpires a veritable porno-copia of lesbian clit-licking & tit-sucking to satisfy the busty BBW loving voyeur. And so, here are sexy sirens Samantha 38G & 38DDD Devyn Devine doing the Big Tit Hokey Pokey and more in videos from PlumpersAtPlay.com:

I recently received a comment in my very first Seana Rae blog, posted over two years ago (so nice to know some of you troll that far back through my needlessly incessant ramblings), in which MyBBWSite reader Steven wrote, “This is a true fuck machine. Seana Rae has the perfect body to please a man. I would love to fill that beautiful pussy of hers full of cum.”

About the only thing I can add to Steven’s apt observation is that, imho, Seana’s got two of the most beautiful big breasts I’ve ever seen on a BBW! Her GG-cups are breathtakingly symmetrical and perfectly proportioned with pert pink nipples surrounded by just enough areola to offset them from her voluptuous volumes of the most magnificent milky-white breast-flesh. *sigh* Indeed, if ever anyone wanted me to show them a prime example of what I consider to be the perfect breasts, it’s 36GG Seana Rae I would turn to.

Thus, I was thrilled to the tits to see that the stunning Seana had done yet another video for Plumper Pass‘ flagship Hot Sexy Plumpers site within which we get to witness both those exceptionally beautiful breasts and her fantastic fucking prowess once again! As words fail me in describing the depth of her beauty (truth be told, I just wanna go watch all of her videos again), here’s 36GG Seana Rae in her latest fuck video from HotSexyPlumpers.com:

Of all the swinger sex the I’ve indulged in over the years, I tend to like threesomes the most as they provide the open-minded couple with a means of exploring new sexual horizons and expanding intimacy without the inherent insecurity and cheating aspects of “playing away”. And, given the choice between FFM & MMF threesomes, both Vix & I prefer the latter “two guys on one girl” variety. I like them because they provide me with new insights into her sexuality (and, besides that, I really do rather thoroughly enjoy watching my wife fucking another bloke for a bit before joining in with the fun) and she simply asserts that the poles-to-holes ratio is far better in terms of balance (and, besides that, Vix just loves cock).

However, I must sadly say that we’ve not enjoyed the greatest of luck in the swinging department as of late. Our latest (failed) attempt at threesome sex occurred at a weekend swingers’ party. The two of us had successfully lured a likely young lad up into the bedroom and, considering that he was nervous having never participated in a threesome before, I left the two of them on the bed to get better acquainted with each other’s bodies whilst I stood aside watching with voyeuristic intention. Just as things were beginning to heat up as the sexy fumbling ensued, there was a knock at the door and, not receiving an answer, our hostess barged in to ask if we needed anything. :~P This, of course, totally broke the mood and it took a good several minutes to get back into the “swing” of things.

After the two bed buddies had settled back into one another, I took off my pants and joined them for some three-way heavy-petting in preparation for the main event (said “main event” typically involving 2-into-1 DVP or some such other activity for which only two cocks will do). Then, just as our new-found fuck-buddy had become comfortable enough to get his cock out, yet another partygoer storms into the room in to retrieve something from his suitcase! :~P Needless to say, this second incursion was more than enough to put our already-anxious group-sex virgin off his stroke completely and the three of us, amidst our collective laughter, decided it might be best to pursue our mutual erotic objectives further in the relatively uninterruptible privacy of a non-party environment at some later date.

The upshot of this and several other equally-disappointing attempts in the past is that we’ve only been able to have sex with each other for the past six months or so (oh, the trials!). In fact, by now we’ve probably forgotten how a proper threesome should go! And so, I thought it might be a good idea to post some sample MMF threesome videos to refresh our memories. To that end, I’ve headed over to Plumper Pass and recruited the lovely 36F Ivy Dreams (whom you may remember from such blogs as “Best Sex Positions for Fucking Busty Plumpers“) & her partner to provide a demonstration!

The video starts off with Ivy’s boyfriend having invited a mate over to play the voyeur whilst he and his girlfriend are having sex. Despite the two having discussed experimenting with 3rd-party voyeurism before, Ivy voices her objections to him having invited a stranger to invade their home (to which her partner offers the lame excuse that “he felt sorry for him”). The sex play commences nonetheless whilst the interloped watches and it’s not long before he’s got his trousers off! However, not content with merely wanking himself off, he somewhat presumptuously sidles up to the side of the bed and slyly deposits his cock into Ivy’s outstretched hand…

    

…Ivy soon warms to the fact that their erstwhile voyeur has abandoned his watchful position as she takes firm hold of the newly proffered penis and begins jacking him off whilst her boyfriend performs cunnilingus upon her. Next, it’s off with the top to fully expose her fabulous F-cup breasts and all-change as Ivy shifts position to suck her boyfriend’s cock, thus allowing their visibly aroused new arrival to take over in going down on her for a taste of that succulent, plump pussy…

    

…taking full advantage of the dedicated sensual attentions of two men at the same time, Ivy seem in all her glory reclining comfortable on the bed, her boyfriend sucking her big tits whilst her masturbation buddy turn the tables and plunges a digit deep into her wet pussy before withdrawing and fingering her swollen clit. It’s only then that the true benefit of having a bonus cock to hand becomes evident when he replaces his fingers with something a bit more substantial with which to fuck her as Ivy treats her boyfriend to a combination titfuck / blowjob…

    

…at length, our multiple cock-hungry fuck-slut Ivy gets up on her hands & knees for some deep-penetration doggy-style sex and experiences her first spit-roasting by continuing to administer oral attention upon her boyfriend’s throbbing erection. But the frenzied fucking proves to much for Ivy in the end, and she has to forgo the cock-sucking momentarily in favour of orgasm (just as well, really, as she might’ve bit his cock off otherwise!), thus granting us a glorious view of the big tits bouncing frantically beneath her…

    

…sure, there’s a great deal more to this epic 30-minute movie - including Ivy getting her ample ass bathed in cum - but I believe the above conveys the essence of MMF threesome sex adequately enough. In order to see the rest, of course, you’ll have to visit PlumperPass.com! ;~)

Shhh. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m not actually here. In reality, I’m unexpectedly away for the week but, as the cat needed feeding, I had to pop home for a bit to take care of that and thought I might bang out a few brief blogs before I headed back out. However, if you’ve read the Sam/Maria Tit-2-Clit blog over on MyBoobSite, you’ll know that all of the sweeping changes recently made to the PlumperPass family of sites deserves far more than a quickie.

But, alas, I simply haven’t the time to mention the new & improved model directory replete with stats & measurements for all the plethora of plumpers & BBWs available on the site, the rating system which allows members to rank their favourite models & scenes, the fact that their high-resolution videos are now available for download as full-length movies rather then being broken up into segments or any of the other fantastic features propelling Plumper Pass from being merely the biggest & best in voluptuous video archives into a genuinely useful & well-structured resource for those hardcore stats-hungry, chubby-chasing plumper & BBW porn surfers like myself (not to mention the interactive voting system making it a whole lot more fun as well!).

Thus, since I’m unable to heap the heavy handfuls of praise upon the site that it so deserves due to the fact that my pussy is now well cared for and I must once again be on my way, I shall instead forego my usual habit of posting a singular video gallery to accompany my blogs and offer a far more bountiful selection of busty babes for your pervy perusal. As it was beautiful big belly BBW Velvet whom I’d encountered first in my search for today’s galleries (and thereby providing today’s title based upon my favourite Yello song), I thought I’d stick to the theme of plumper pussy dildo fucking for the rest.

And so, here’s a half-dozen plumpers - including the titular Velvet, Sienna Hill, Ms Panther, Lolli, Juice & Cassandra (the latter not quite so plump, but rather chosen both to provide some variety and by virtue of the energetic fucking machine she’s using for dynamic dildo automation) - in these sexy BBW masturbation videos from PlumperPass.com:

    

    

    

    

    

    

When I’d first blogged Amy Hunter’s videos a while back, I’d lovingly referred to her as “the stubby blonde with the big tits”. However, it wasn’t until she’d posted some photos at Plumper Pass that I finally got to witness the wonder of her well-endowed body in all of its voluptuous naked glory. So, if you’d kindly allow me to elucidate upon my original assessment, I’d have to expand it to say that this hefty, heavy handful of horny little blonde heaven is indeed built like a brick-shithouse!

While most girls who fit into the plumper or BBW category sport a bit of soft cellulite where their body fat has lost its tone, our Amy, although pleasingly plump, appears to be toned to perfection. Solid and well-built, she’s the sort of woman you’d feel perched atop you with all the wonderful weight of that beautiful, sexy body bearing down upon you like a pile-driver despite her diminutive size. What I wouldn’t give as a chubby chaser to have such a “small but perfectly formed” pocket-plumper as a fuck-buddy.

And, apparently, my opinion was somewhat shared by at least one other reader who’d left a comment the last time I’d blogged Ms. Hunter saying, “She reminds me of a girl you’d fuck but wouldn’t tell anyone about. You know she’s been around, but she’s the best fuck in town! I would so crush her guts!!” The only point upon which we differ is in keeping it quiet, as I wouldn’t be able to resist telling the world about such an amazingly curvaceous catch (and whether or not Amy happened to be a slut would be of no consequence either, as I quite like sluts!)! :~D

I could go on and on about Amy as there’s nothing about this girl that doesn’t define my picture of plumper perfection. From her gorgeous big tits (I especially love the way this photo showcases the sheer bulk of breast-flesh wrapping all the way around the side of her chest) down to her beautiful chubby belly around to that tattooed round ass of hers, I’d want to lick every last square inch of Amy’s luxurious voluptuousness. Indeed, this one’s built for both comfort and speed! And don’t even get me started on her spread wet pussy with just the sort of lusciously large labia lips like I love to suck (I know, I know - “MyVaginaSite” ).

See? I told you I could go on and on. However, I can also just shut up and show you the photos! Thus, here’s perfect pint-sized plumper Amy Hunter in a sample selection of her nude photos from PlumperPass.com:

Frankly, I’m amazed at what passes for a plumper sometimes. Perhaps it’s just a symptom of the mass media marketing of “sticks with tits” that’s responsible for this, but it seems that anyone who’s got a little bit of extra flesh on their bones and doesn’t fit in with the skinny chick standard gets automatically lumped into the plumpers & BBWs category.

Trouble is, with porn niches being the way they are, we only have these two extreme ends of the spectrum in terms of classifying body type. But what about those sexy girls who don’t have quite enough to satisfy the fat admirers but are still suitably well-endowed with the natural feminine curves & contours you’d come to expect from a “real woman”, thus excluding them from the slim-n-stacked market? The wife once proposed the creation of an entirely new intermediate category - IBWs or In-Between Women - but the task of fostering a general acceptance of this new classification within the porn industry would be a tall order indeed.

Thus, I guess we’re stuck for the time being with plumpers as a catch-all. The good thing is that I’ve found BBW lovers to be far more accepting of a wide range of body types when compared to their slim-n-stacked loving brethren (as amply evidenced when the semi-voluptuous busty blonde bombshell Ctexsins Chelle posted a few photos on VoyeurWeb a while back, only to be inundated with insults implying that she was a “fatty”). Sad but true, so I suppose it’s good that these in-between women who are kind enough to share their beautiful bodies with us have a place to go without being subject to the sort of plus-size prejudice that runs rampant amongst a few narrow-minded porn surfers looking for less.

And such would probably be the case with today’s featured model Kitty Lee as well. A relative newcomer to the Plumper Pass family of sites, I’d consider her to be a “light plumper” at best because, to me, she just looks like a positively stunning albeit regular-shaped woman (if there is indeed such a thing as having a “regular shape”). Still, I suppose that little bit of a plump belly she has going on would preclude her from appearing in your average, run-of-the-mill skinny chick porn sites. Wait, before I go on, perhaps it would be best to show you a few examples of this not-so-big beautiful woman in a small handful of her photos at PlumperPass.com…

…right, then. Whomever could object to having the sight of such a stunning woman as Kitty Lee in their midst?! I had a hard enough time just getting past those piercing blue eyes burning into my soul before I could move on down to enjoy the full extent of her curvaceous, womanly charms!

And charms our something our Kitty has in spades. Moving downward from that totally captivating face, I first encounter a most glorious pair of beautiful big breasts - slightly pendulous yet perfectly formed and firm enough to provide two generous heavy handfuls of breast-flesh for the fondling. Tearing my attention away from those fabulous tits and venturing southward, I can’t help but linger for a moment upon Kitty’s adorable tummy - not a very big belly by any stretch of the imagination, but just enough to be immensely cuddly in bed (I just wish she were totally naked so I could admire (i.e. “perve over”) in a more comprehensive fashion).

Ah, but the true crowning glory of Ms. Lee’s allure for me lies even further below her cute little belly. Yes, you guessed it, it’s those huge pussy flaps of hers that would ultimately prove my undoing. As much as I am besotted by her beguiling breasts & belly and would love nothing more than to be able to stare into those bottomless blue eyes whilst indulging in the whole of the pulchritudinous package that is her body, I fear that I would simply be overcome at the sight of such full and luscious labia lips and have to attach my own to them like a remora, sucking those massive meat-flaps into my mouth with abandon (hmmm, I wonder if it’s possible to deep-throat a pussy?!).

[I know, I know. I’d promised on my new vagina blog that I’d avoid habitually bringing this particular fetish into the picture since I now have my own special place for doing so, but witnessing the wonder of Kitty’s big pussy render the above transgression unavoidable. Sincerest apologies and I’ll try to do better in the future.]

Departing the still-life visions of lovely Kitty Lee in photographic form and ambling on to the videos, we pick right up where the pics left off in an interracial sex scene wherein our heroine avails herself to the prurient pleasures of a big black cock, sucking and fucking the mocha member of her depilated partner in porn. While it was wonderful watching her big breasts bouncing as she rode him cowgirl-style in the third video clip below, it’s the last one in which he’s fucking Kitty doggy-style that I found most fascinating, her almost prehensile pussy lips appearing to pull his penis back in to that most succulent pink tunnel with every stroke!

Oops, I did it again, didn’t I? Sorry ’bout that. Best stop pondering pussy and just get on with the videos. And so, here’s lovely light plumper Kitty Lee in these splendid fuck videos from PlumperPass.com:

Okay, so I was wandering around this London sex club with a mate of mine the other weekend taking in all the sites of strangers fucking hither and thither when we came across this dimly-lit entryway toward the back of the dungeon room. Our journey descended into darkness upon reaching the first intersection, and it was then that we discovered that this was some sort of underground maze.

Feeling our way through the vexing twists and turns, we’d occasionally encounter a splash of ultraviolet light emanating from a gap in the hallways. These turned out to be activity rooms illuminated in black light wherein groups of people were engaging in all manner of sexual perversions.

Upon reaching one particular four-way juncture, we decided venture down a particularly long blackened corridor with an uncharacteristically bright point of light at its far terminus. “That must be the light at the end of the tunnel,” we’d assumed, and so we took that route in hopes of reuniting with our other halves who’d no doubt be wondering where we’d got ourselves lost by now.

But, far from indicating an exit to this interminable labyrinth, it was instead a “glory-hole”. Neither of us having experienced the pleasure gloryholes before, wherein you poke your penis through a little round opening and some anonymous cocksucker on the other side gives you a blowjob, my mate immediately whipped his cock out and eagerly stuck it into the hole. Judging by his instantaneous reaction, they descended upon his cock like vultures sucking and jacking him off in rotation.

As soon as he’d had enough (which, frankly, seemed like at least ten minutes), it was my turn to give the gloryhole a go. I went up and shoved my already-erect man-meat - its hardness fueled by the anticipation of fellatio - into this cock-sucking circle of light and waited. One minute passed and then another. Nothing. Not even a half-hearted wank. In fact, although I could hear the voices on the other side, no one so much as touched me the whole time I was pressed against the wall!

By the time three minutes had passed, I just gave up. Is my cock so hideous, pathetic and objectionable that I can’t even get any action from a glory hole?! :~P Honest, it’s enough to give a guy a complex!! *sigh*

Anyway, I was reminded of this embarrassing sexual incident when I encountered a curious video gallery at Chessie XXX. In these videos, voluptuous vixen and big-titted blonde Chessie Moore has her face perched precariously close to one of said glory holes. However, rather than ignoring the encroaching cock penetrating her personal glory-hole, she grabs hold of it by the head (taking the balls by the horn, as it were) and yanks it on through so she can treat this immensely lucky protruding penis to one of her glorious gloryhole blowjobs!

And so, by the miracle of night-vision video, here’s busty blonde BBW Chessie Moore showing how a gloryhole should work over at ChessieXXX.com…

…ah, if only it had been Chessie at the other side of my glory-hole that night! Then again, if that were the case, I’d have been even more disappointed as, given a once in a lifetime opportunity like that, I’d really rather fuck her instead. Glory holes are just far too impersonal for someone so beautiful and with such magnificent mammaries as Ms. Moore (unless perhaps they’d cut out glory hand holes so I could fondle her huge breasts as well). Thus, I’ve decided to include yet another video gallery of Chessie, this time more attuned to my fantasy of having her in all of her voluptuous naked glory, once again courtesy of ChessieXXX.com:

“You have such a pretty face…” Isn’t that just the ultimate insult when directed toward bigger girls? Sadly, it’s most often thoughtlessly hurled at adolescent girls in their formative years who just happen to be developing a more voluptuous figure by well-meaning relatives who can’t think of anything else positive upon which to compliment. Although typically offered in total innocence, this most offensive passive-aggressive remark naturally implies the subtext “…but you’re fat and would look so much better if you’d just lose a little weight.”

Don’t they realise what a devastating consequences this can have on a growing girl’s self-esteem, even with the subtext unspoken? Because of the implied “pretty face” = “she’s fat” connotations conventionally carried by this comment, I’m hesitant to employ it even when I genuinely find the facial characteristics to be my first point of attraction toward a woman. However, as much as I love big tits, it’s always inevitably the face which “closes the deal” for me in terms of overall attractiveness (which is probably why I’ve got issues with blogging faceless boobs).

And, indeed, early-onset facial attraction was the case when I’d first come across Sweet Donna DD over at Plumper Pass. Despite her reasonably large floppy tits and pleasingly plump belly - both being physical features that I adore in a woman - it was the incomparably sexy look in her eyes that had me instantly hooked. I can recall this happening to me before here with another busty blonde plumper called Xtasy. Although she was remarkably well-endowed with beautiful big breasts and a BBW body that couldn’t be beat, it was yet another case of “the eyes have it” with her.

If I ever got to enjoy the profound pleasure of encountering either of these voluptuous beauties stark raving nude, I fear I would be unable to peel my gaze from their sensual faces. Would this be interpreted an as insult? I can only imagine them growing progressively weary of my incessant adoring eye contact and shouting out something like, “Look at my tits, dammit!” (now that would make for a change, wouldn’t it?) as an invitation to visually relish the veritable plumper playground provided within the generous contours of their curvaceous figures.

However, I could just let my fingers do the walking, tracing a path down their necks and across their ample chests, stopping to cup their big breasts within my hands for a lingering fondle before proceeding southward to knead huge handfuls of chubby belly meat and ultimately coming to rest with my digits buried deep within the moist, inviting folds of their plump pussies (hmmm, perhaps if I just wiggled my fingers a bit, it’d help take their minds off the fact that I’m still staring intently into their eyes).

I don’t know if there’s any such thing as a “face fetish” but, if not, I definitely think there should be. In fact, when I’m masturbating to that particular porn which gets me off (no, I’m not going to go into any more details here), I invariably find myself shifting my gaze into the model’s eyes just before I cum. So, for all of my diverse (and sometimes perverse) fetishes, a “pretty face” is by far the most desirable physical feature of a woman in terms of determining sheer fantasy potential, as far as I’m concerned.

When Sweet Donna DD caught my eye with hers, it was, once again, “lust at first sight”. Sure, she’s a sexy woman with a beautiful BBW body but, regardless of the cornucopia of curvaceous charms she spreads out before us semi-naked like a bountiful bed-bound buffet enough to satisfy the taste for flesh of any chubby-chaser like myself, it’s her sublimely sexy face that commands my focus, relegating all else to mere periphery. And so, here’s Sweet Donna DD in a handful of videos from PlumperPass.com:

Blame PlumperPass for today’s post, as I’m certain well in advance that this blog is going to be a long one, so please bear with me…

By now, you’re probably all well aware of how I lost my virginity to the lovely, sexy slut with big tits who also happened to be my best friend’s girlfriend. He knew of our illicit sexual liaisons, of course, having always been present whenever she & I fucked. In fact, being the boyfriend proper, he always insisted on having the first fuck with her before I could even get a look in!

Thus, I became quite used to sloppy seconds sex and, this having been amongst my most formative sexual experiences, I have an almost fetish-like fondness the practice. Put a freshly fucked girl on her back before me with cum oozing out of her still-pulsing post-orgasmic pussy and I’m well away, just aching to get my own cock inside of her already cum-filled cunt and add my own “seminal contribution” to swirling suffusion semen soup stewing within her swollen vagina and marinating her meat-flaps to a sublimely sensual and slippery level of labial lubrication.

So, yes, cream-filled cum-sluts remain amongst my fondest fuck fantasies (hey, sounds kinda like a snack food, doesn’t it? - “Reese’s Cream-Filled Cum-Sluts” - bet’cha can’t eat just one!) and, sadly, shall no doubt stay firmly fixed within the fantasy realm amidst concerns over STIs and sexual safety. *sigh*

However, referring back to the losing my virginity story, there’s one bit in between that I’ve always deliberately left out. If you’ve read the story, you’ll know that a whole fortnight passed between the time my best friend’s girlfriend jacked me off on the couch and our first fuck together. So what happened within these two weeks? Well, if you’ll permit me to fill in the gaps (and I do like “filling in gaps”!)…

The weekend that fell between these two early sexual experiences found the three of us together as well (unsurprising, really, as we were all the best of friends). As usual, we were on my bed with him coding away at the computer, me sitting cross-legged just twiddling my thumbs and she reclined supine against my pillow (oh, bloody hell, it would be so much easier to tell the story if I just gave them some damn names and dispensed with all the personal pronouns, wouldn’t it? right, then, we’ll call them “Carl” & “Cassie”).

Continuing on and with me having grown increasingly bored watching Carl hog the computer all evening, I decided to turn my attention to Cassie instead. She was laying there on my bed, eyes closed, in this loose fitting t-shirt through which I could detect the subtle erection of her nipples straining against the material as if she was indulging in some sort of fantasy wet daydream. Considering that I could contribute to Cassie’s already heightened state of sexual arousal, I reached over and let my fingers brush casually across one of the growing nipple bulges in her t-shirt (she having previously told me that her nipples were her most responsive erogenous zone).

Cassie let out a soft sigh and smiled, as if to affirm her approval of my actions, so I became ever-so-slightly more ambitious and reached a hand beneath her t-shirt to fondle her full breasts more intimately and feel the little bumps of pleasure arising from her areolas with my fingertips whilst Carl remained blissfully oblivious to the fact that I was fiddling with his girlfriend’s tits (he was probably just ignoring us, actually). The areola stimulation seemed to affect Cassie’s arousal even more intensely as, with me now laying on my side next to her, I felt her hand undoing the button of my trousers and unzipping my fly.

She couldn’t have been jacking me off for more than a minute when Carl turned around and whisper-shouted, “Stop that, your parents are in the other room!” Cassie let go of my cock and I retracted my hand from her breast so that I could quickly zip my trousers back up. However, knowing that his horny girlfriend could be utterly unbearable in such a state of sexual frustration, Carl thoughtfully recommended that we depart my parents’ abode and head for the drive-in.

Once there, the three of us squeezed into the front seat of Carl’s tiny Honda Civic with Cassie straddling in the middle (and desperately trying not to get fucked by the gear-stick). After unzipping both of our trousers in turn, Cassie seemed to be in all her glory, grinning like some nymphomaniac succubus holding a hard cock in each hand whilst we took turns fingering her pussy. It wasn’t long before she let out her trademark “I need a fuck” line, requiring an impromptu and discreet Chinese fire drill so that Cassie could lay back in my passenger seat spread her legs for Carl to fuck her as I sat strictly as a voyeur witnessing this real-life sex scene from the driver’s seat.

Carl seemed to finish rather quickly and, expressing his annoyance over the cramped conditions in the little car, put his cock away and went outside to sit on the bonnet leaving me alone with Cassie. Without needing even a hint of encouragement, I almost instinctively dove down between her wide-spread legs to taste her pussy (and, having never performed cunnilingus before, this was going to be another virgin first for me!).

“Are you sure you want to do that?” Cassie inquired, knowing that Carl had filled her with cum mere moments before. But I didn’t care, as I was too eager to get my first taste of pussy to worry about a little semen seepage. I licked her pussy ravenously for several minutes, covering my face with a mixture of cum and vaginal juices. Getting back into the car, Carl just laughed at me, thinking that I was unaware that he’d cum inside Cassie and that I was inadvertently sucking his semen as I knelt there in the foot-well eating her out. But, pussy-hungry slut that I am, I paid him no mind and just kept rug-munching away.

In retrospect, I suppose this was my first (and only) taste of what I’d later came to learn was more commonly known as “cream pie” (although I suspect most blokes tend to avoid such intimate contact as cunnilingus with a pussy creampie when someone else’s semen is involved)! But, back to finish the story, Cassie & I didn’t fuck that night - me having foolishly refused her unexpected offer for me to “dip my wick” (her words, not mine) inside of her vagina and unaware I’d get yet another opportunity to consummate our fuck-buddy friendship the following week - and I didn’t even get so much as a handjob from her as Carl drove us home. :~(

Ever since that time, I’ve always found the vision of a cum-filled pussy intensely erotic and, truth be told, it was today’s featured video of busty blonde BBW Sweet Devilz Candy at Plumper Pass that finally inspired me to at long last “come out of the closet” with regard to my own still-virgin creampie experience with my best friend’s beautiful busty slut of a girlfriend.

More specifically, it was the last six minutes of this marvellous 24-minute movie that brought the memories flooding back. You see, with most of the hardcore porn videos I’m used to watching, it’s rare to see a guy cumming inside of a girl because they generally pull out at the last minute to get that all-important “money shot” (although why I’d want to see a bloke ejaculating is beyond me). This video is delightfully different, though, as the male lead fucking Sweet Devilz Candy blows his load in her pussy before he pulls out and then proceeds to slide his fingers into the sticky, sloppy creampie mess he’s made of her vagina.

Shortly thereafter, he disappears from the scene (who knows? maybe he’s gone to wash his fingers) and we’re left with the lovely Sweet Devilz Candy languishing alone in bed with a post-coital afterglow as she allows her hands wander down from her huge breasts and across the enticing expanse of her voluptuous belly to feel the swelling flood of fuck-soup with her own fingers. It’s the close-up pussy shots that get me the most, with Candy spreading her labia lips so that we get a clear view of her glistening vagina - still contracting from the throes of orgasm - pumping cum out in cascades which flow down the crack of her big sexy ass like a slow-motion waterfall.

Because I’ve never blogged pussy creampie before, I decided to edit a few video clips together myself to show precisely what I’m talking about. Please forgive the lapses in continuity due to my cross-fades, but I wanted to truly capture as much of the erotic essence behind my fantasy creampie fetish as possible for all the world to see (the actual video from the site being far more coherent than my clips). That said, here’s Sweet Devilz Candy getting a pussy cream pie in these videos from PlumperPass.com…

…granted, I expect there may be many amongst you who might not share in my particular creampie pussy fetish - especially when I tell you just how far the fantasy goes. Now, I know this would never happen due to our mutual insistence upon safe sex, but I once had this wet dream which involved a handful of guys fucking my wife to the point of ejaculation while I just sat back and watched, progressively filling her pussy with hot cum. When they’d all finished, she was left laying alone in the bed in much the manner of the clips above with an exceedingly horny expression conveying both exhaustion and contentment coming across her face, her now-gaping vagina overflowing with the combined cumshots left behind by consecutive succession of consensual sex slaves she’d carefully selected to satisfy the sheer cock requirements for the enjoyment of her greedy girl experience.

The dream itself actually ended there but, upon awakening, I found myself so totally turned on by the still-clear dreamscape that had just passed before my sleeping mind, I couldn’t help but extend this dark fantasy even further. Picking up where the sordid sex dream had left off, I imagined myself then joining my freshly-fucked wife on the bed and gently massaging her cum-soaked pussy with its selection of other men’s semen gushing liberally from between the swollen labia lips flowing forth from the flange of her glistening clit hood. Cupping my other hand to catch the copious collection of ejaculatory emissions issuing out from within, I then use it as if a soothing lotion to broaden my multiple man-juice massage to her thighs, belly, boobs and beyond until the whole of her glorious naked body was covered in cum.

And that’s it, really - no fucking, nothing more - just a simple post-coital cum massage (albeit with embellishments). Nonetheless, I found writing the few preceding passages exceedingly challenging as I nearly creamed my jeans several times in the process of assembling my thoughts. Although I’d seriously considered taking a wank break in the process, I’m pleased to report that my carnal constitution has held firm so far and I’ll (hopefully) actually be able to finish this entry! [Hmmm, I wonder if Vix reads my BBW blog (as I fear these innermost musings of my no-longer secret confession today could potentially evoke a rather… um… “interesting” late-night conversation)?! :~o]

Anyway, before I got unexpectedly sucked off into this decidedly deviant fantasy realm diaboloically aroused from within the deepest, darkest depths on my own sexual subconscious, I was feebly attempting to acknowledge the fact that the creampie pussy fetish might not be to everyone’s taste (let alone having a procession of other men fucking their wives & girlfriends whilst they patiently await the opportunity to give her a full-body cum bath!). As so, for those, I decided to include a few non-creampie video clips from our featured movie. Thus, once again, here’s beautiful busty blonde plumper Sweet Devilz Candy in the prelude to her having received said succulent pussy cream pie in these hardcore sex videos from PlumperPass.com:

Hi Guys,

Just wanted to let you all know that MyBBWSite might be off-line for a while on Monday & Tuesday. Don’t panic, though - we’re just moving the whole operation to a much bigger server farm and everything should be back to big babes as usual by Wednesday…

~Reese! :~)

Whatever could be better than having a voluptuous woman naked and straddled atop you, her massive breasts hanging down from her chest in all of their pendulous glory so precariously close to your face that you need only stick out your tongue to lick her nipples as you reach up to grab huge, heavy handfuls of tit-flesh to steady the undulating motion of their magnificent mammary mass? Not much can top that, in my humble opinion!

The best thing about this particular and intensely erotic breast-centric activity is that it can be enjoyed by boys & girls alike! In fact, I dare say that big boob loving women have it even better off in said succulent scenario, as they’ve got tits of their own to contribute to the breast-fetish festivities!! Indeed, going tit-to-tit girl-on-girl gives the added bonus of mashing your massive mammaries together in the manner of a tit-sandwich thus creating a colossal combined chasm of “super cleavage” to rival the Marianas Trench and then jiggling your boobs to simulate a cataclysmic undersea earthquake!!!

Okay, perhaps I’m exaggerating there, but there’s certainly a world of wondrous possibilities that two well-endowed women can explore together which wouldn’t be available to boobless blokes like me… :~( …and, for that, I must admit a twinge of jealousy. I guess I should simply resign myself to the sad fact that there are some sexual activities involving big tits that I’ll never get to enjoy, apart from being a spectator.

And so, in order to indulge in the latter with voyeuristic intention, I’ve invited sexy pair(s) of our lovely Samantha 38G & 40JJ BBW Shugar over to demonstrate! In the latest instalment of the videos they’ve done together for the former’s SexySamantha38G site, Sam & Shugar get down to precisely the sort of huge tit-to-tit action I’m talking about!

[Oh, and Sam, while I’ve got you here, I’ve got a bone to pick with you! What’s up with you inviting one of my girls, 34FF Ctexsins Chelle, over to yours for some tit-play (the fact that you & Chelle live relatively close to each other whereas I’m about 6,000 miles away notwithstanding)?! It’s not fair and merely gives me something else to be jealous over!! That said, I’ve seen a few of the photos from that shoot and the ones of you licking Chelle’s pierced nipples whilst your own huge boobs were draped across her belly were simply stunning! Thanks sooo much for giving Chelle this brilliant opportunity to work with you!! :~D]

But, back to the videos, I have to apologise for the fact that the busty blonde BBW beauty that is JJ-cup Shugar appears largely as an exceptionally endowed extra in these video clips, but I really wanted to focus on the tits with this one. Here’s Samatha 38G & 40JJ Shugar together tit-to-tit in the boobsome twosome’s latest videos for SexySamantha38G.com: