Dry humping, in contrast, was reserved for those times when we were in the company of friends (usually playing Dungeons & Dragons, geeky nerds that we were). She & I would usually lay together on the couch in a spooning position with me behind, arising only occasionally to roll the curious combinations of odd-shaped dice whenever it was our go. Being the incessant prick tease that she was, she would often begin grinding her ass against my crotch, invariably eliciting a raging erection that would strain against my pants, whilst watching our onlookers’ reactions.

This seemed to be a regular sex game for her, not unlike the pervy pool we used to play, with its ultimate goal being to get me to cum in my pants (hmm, seems kind of cruel, in retrospect). Fortunately, I never had to endure the social embarrassment of creaming my jeans amongst my mates because I’d always make it a point to pull away before orgasm was inevitable. Whenever I did this, she would just giggle, delighting in the discomfort I would have to endure through the rest of our gaming session from desperately needing a cum.

[Frankly, recalling early erotic experiences like this, it’s a wonder I didn’t turn out more sexually insecure! :~P]

What inspired this enlightening recollection from my formative years as a fornicator was a video I found at PlumperPass starring voluptuous JJ-cup busty blonde Bunny De La Cruz. The video starts with Bunny sneaking up on her sleeping boyfriend and mounting him for some dry humping action (honestly, if I woke up to those huge tits dangling in my face whilst this big beautiful blonde ground her pussy against my clothed cock I’d probably blow my load instantly!).

However, rather than making him jizz in his pants, Bunny instead unzips his trousers, kneels down and treats him to a titfucking blowjob (thus making her far more considerate than my ex-fuck-buddy)! Further fucking ensues leaving all of the parties involved sexually satisfied (what a bloody relief that would’ve been!). Anyway, enough of my bemoaning the past sexual antics of slutty girls gone by, here’s 34JJ Bunny De La Cruz pleasing her man to completion at PlumperPass.com:

Leah-Jayne wrote:

Hey hunnys, A massive thankyou for posting this! I don’t see myself as any of the names I’m categorised at, a BBW to me is some one of extremes, but there’s no categories inbetween? It seems to me that everyone over a size 10 is a BBW, and I dont think its fair!! Can’t we just focus on being called curvy?

If I get categorised as a BBW I’ll stop sucking cock for you on film (that’s ON FILM not stop sucking all together hehehe!!)

xxxxxxx’s

…and so, I, too, must extend my own massive reciprocal thank you back to Leah-Jayne for popping in to participate in what’s become a rather timely and topical discussion. You see, MyBoobSite Central is in the process of setting up a public forum wherein readers can interact more fully by sharing photos and thereby helping to promote their favourite big boobs models. Trouble is, we’ve got our categories sorted for both Slim-n-Stacked & Stacked-n-Packed models, the former referring to models with a maximum breast to body ratio and the latter encompassing plumpers & BBWs, but cannot come up with an apt category title for those busty women who fall through the cracks between these two extremes.

Indeed, this categorisation conundrum has been running for nearly a year, ever since the wife coined the phrase “In-Between Women” or “IBWs” to refer to this forgotten niche wherein regular-shaped, “real” women should appear for those of us who appreciate (okay, “lust after”) girls of a more naturally curvaceous figure. Sure we’ve got your MILF porn (which typically features precisely the sort of lovely semi-voluptuous ladies like I’m talking about), but I feel that this unnecessarily pigeon-holes models into the “yummy mummy” soccer mom set, which isn’t always the case.

Look at busty 32JJ teen Ashley as a prime example: While she’s delightfully well-endowed with the sort of cuddly voluptuous curves, bountiful big tits and plump little belly that never fail to drive me to sexual distraction, she’s certainly no MILF - nor does she truly fit into our slim & stacked or stacked & packed categories. No, Ashley’s one of those countless beautiful busty babes who’s an “inbetweeny” in need of a niche (and, as much as we might despise assigning labels, you have to admit that it’s most helpful when surfing porn to find the unique wank fodder that floats each of our individual boats).

And so, we’re in desperate need a new generalised catch-all category for these busty but in-between beautiful women - something that fits bang in the middle of our Slim-n-Stacked & Stacked-n-Packed niches. If you’ve got any ideas in this regard, please feel free to offer your suggestions by posting a comment. In order to help you along in your deliberations, let’s bring back curvy blonde goddess Leah-Jayne masturbating all by her lonesome in videos from Plumper Pass (and, no, I’m not going call her a BBW ever again, as I enjoy watching her suck cock far too much!).

Now, as much as I’m an avid fan of watching women wanking - female masturbation being yet another big fetish for me - it’s just a good thing this just a video, as I fear I’d find myself wholly unable to resist the urge to offer Leah-Jayne a “helping hand” were I lucky enough to encounter this luscious lady masturbating in person (ah, but why stop with a friendly hand when I’ve got a perfectly serviceable cock on offer as well?). Then again, I know how annoyed I get whenever someone rudely interrupts my own efforts at having a stealthy wank in order to lend a hand or mouth or soaking wet pussy (yeah, right!), so I suppose we’d best leave Leah-Jayne to enjoy her little ladywank on her own (and more’s the pity, as I’d so dearly love to wrap my lips around those pretty pink pussy flaps & clit and suck her off until my mouth was filled with her succulent vaginal juices, but I digress from the topic at hand). Here’s heavenly HH-cup lovely Leah-Jayne masturbating for our voyeuristic pleasure courtesy of PlumperPass.com:

…however, inexplicable though this may be, I seem to be blogging Seana here again. Eh, it’s just one of those mammary mysteries, I guess. :~P

In any case, the reason that Seana Rae has crossed my radar once again is because she’s now appearing on a site called BBWs Gone Black in her first interracial hardcore sex scenes ever! But forget the fucking (which, as usual, is marvellous), just seeing the contrast of a big black cock against her milky-white breasts as said penis plunders her cleavage is just an amazingly aesthetic sight to behold (um, have I ever mentioned that I’m also into women with ultra-light complexions?)!

Anyway, here’s 36GG Seana Rae and those most beautiful big boobs in her very first interracial hardcore video for BBWsGoneBlack.com…

…but that’s not the only one she’s done for BBWsGoneBlack. Indeed, as inferred by the title of this blog, Seana’s also most recently starred in her very first threesome video! And so, fulfilling my titular promise, here’s gorgeous GG-cup plumper Seana Rae sucking & fucking away - this time contrasted against two big black cocks - in these interracial threesome videos that once again come courtesy of BBWsGoneBlack.com:

Blowjobs just happen to be my favourite, too, as there’s nothing like cumming inside of a girl’s mouth and then for her to continue sucking your cock dry until you just can’t take it any more. ;~) Oh, and bonus points if the blowjob babe administering said oral sex attentions has really huge boobs so she can give you a titfuck in the process, as does today’s model: Wonder Tracy!

So, in celebration of blowjobs pulling a-head (tee hee) in the polls, here’s mega-busty BBW Wonder Tracey down on her knees sucking some lucky cock perched precariously between her massive tits in first-person POV blowjob videos that “cum” courtesy of BigBabeBlowjobs.com:

Granted, now that I’m living in Britain, I’m quite certain that my fellow country-mates will scoff at my calling it the Hokey Pokey (even though I am merely quoting Sam & Devyn from the video), writing such a grievous error off to the fact that I’m a simple American twat who doesn’t know any better. The Brits, you see, refer to this novelty song & dance as the “Hokey Cokey”, having traced its origins to English music halls back in the mid-1940s (with the U.S. version not having been copyrighted until 1950). However, further research revealed that some scholars attribute this tune to the old Shaker song Hinkum-Booby from the mid-1800s which begins thusly: “I put my right hand in, I put my right hand out…” [Which, frankly, to me, sounds more like fisting, despite the passing nod to boobies in the title.]

But Sam & Devyn do indeed get up to far more Sapphic shenanigans in this video than the Hokey Pokey (although you must admit their little song & dance routing seems most apropos for a site called “Plumpers at Play“), as there also transpires a veritable porno-copia of lesbian clit-licking & tit-sucking to satisfy the busty BBW loving voyeur. And so, here are sexy sirens Samantha 38G & 38DDD Devyn Devine doing the Big Tit Hokey Pokey and more in videos from PlumpersAtPlay.com:

About the only thing I can add to Steven’s apt observation is that, imho, Seana’s got two of the most beautiful big breasts I’ve ever seen on a BBW! Her GG-cups are breathtakingly symmetrical and perfectly proportioned with pert pink nipples surrounded by just enough areola to offset them from her voluptuous volumes of the most magnificent milky-white breast-flesh. *sigh* Indeed, if ever anyone wanted me to show them a prime example of what I consider to be the perfect breasts, it’s 36GG Seana Rae I would turn to.

Thus, I was thrilled to the tits to see that the stunning Seana had done yet another video for Plumper Pass‘ flagship Hot Sexy Plumpers site within which we get to witness both those exceptionally beautiful breasts and her fantastic fucking prowess once again! As words fail me in describing the depth of her beauty (truth be told, I just wanna go watch all of her videos again), here’s 36GG Seana Rae in her latest fuck video from HotSexyPlumpers.com:

However, I must sadly say that we’ve not enjoyed the greatest of luck in the swinging department as of late. Our latest (failed) attempt at threesome sex occurred at a weekend swingers’ party. The two of us had successfully lured a likely young lad up into the bedroom and, considering that he was nervous having never participated in a threesome before, I left the two of them on the bed to get better acquainted with each other’s bodies whilst I stood aside watching with voyeuristic intention. Just as things were beginning to heat up as the sexy fumbling ensued, there was a knock at the door and, not receiving an answer, our hostess barged in to ask if we needed anything. :~P This, of course, totally broke the mood and it took a good several minutes to get back into the “swing” of things.

After the two bed buddies had settled back into one another, I took off my pants and joined them for some three-way heavy-petting in preparation for the main event (said “main event” typically involving 2-into-1 DVP or some such other activity for which only two cocks will do). Then, just as our new-found fuck-buddy had become comfortable enough to get his cock out, yet another partygoer storms into the room in to retrieve something from his suitcase! :~P Needless to say, this second incursion was more than enough to put our already-anxious group-sex virgin off his stroke completely and the three of us, amidst our collective laughter, decided it might be best to pursue our mutual erotic objectives further in the relatively uninterruptible privacy of a non-party environment at some later date.

The upshot of this and several other equally-disappointing attempts in the past is that we’ve only been able to have sex with each other for the past six months or so (oh, the trials!). In fact, by now we’ve probably forgotten how a proper threesome should go! And so, I thought it might be a good idea to post some sample MMF threesome videos to refresh our memories. To that end, I’ve headed over to Plumper Pass and recruited the lovely 36F Ivy Dreams (whom you may remember from such blogs as “Best Sex Positions for Fucking Busty Plumpers“) & her partner to provide a demonstration!

The video starts off with Ivy’s boyfriend having invited a mate over to play the voyeur whilst he and his girlfriend are having sex. Despite the two having discussed experimenting with 3rd-party voyeurism before, Ivy voices her objections to him having invited a stranger to invade their home (to which her partner offers the lame excuse that “he felt sorry for him”). The sex play commences nonetheless whilst the interloped watches and it’s not long before he’s got his trousers off! However, not content with merely wanking himself off, he somewhat presumptuously sidles up to the side of the bed and slyly deposits his cock into Ivy’s outstretched hand…

    

…Ivy soon warms to the fact that their erstwhile voyeur has abandoned his watchful position as she takes firm hold of the newly proffered penis and begins jacking him off whilst her boyfriend performs cunnilingus upon her. Next, it’s off with the top to fully expose her fabulous F-cup breasts and all-change as Ivy shifts position to suck her boyfriend’s cock, thus allowing their visibly aroused new arrival to take over in going down on her for a taste of that succulent, plump pussy…

    

…taking full advantage of the dedicated sensual attentions of two men at the same time, Ivy seem in all her glory reclining comfortable on the bed, her boyfriend sucking her big tits whilst her masturbation buddy turn the tables and plunges a digit deep into her wet pussy before withdrawing and fingering her swollen clit. It’s only then that the true benefit of having a bonus cock to hand becomes evident when he replaces his fingers with something a bit more substantial with which to fuck her as Ivy treats her boyfriend to a combination titfuck / blowjob…

    

…at length, our multiple cock-hungry fuck-slut Ivy gets up on her hands & knees for some deep-penetration doggy-style sex and experiences her first spit-roasting by continuing to administer oral attention upon her boyfriend’s throbbing erection. But the frenzied fucking proves to much for Ivy in the end, and she has to forgo the cock-sucking momentarily in favour of orgasm (just as well, really, as she might’ve bit his cock off otherwise!), thus granting us a glorious view of the big tits bouncing frantically beneath her…

    

…sure, there’s a great deal more to this epic 30-minute movie - including Ivy getting her ample ass bathed in cum - but I believe the above conveys the essence of MMF threesome sex adequately enough. In order to see the rest, of course, you’ll have to visit PlumperPass.com! ;~)

But, alas, I simply haven’t the time to mention the new & improved model directory replete with stats & measurements for all the plethora of plumpers & BBWs available on the site, the rating system which allows members to rank their favourite models & scenes, the fact that their high-resolution videos are now available for download as full-length movies rather then being broken up into segments or any of the other fantastic features propelling Plumper Pass from being merely the biggest & best in voluptuous video archives into a genuinely useful & well-structured resource for those hardcore stats-hungry, chubby-chasing plumper & BBW porn surfers like myself (not to mention the interactive voting system making it a whole lot more fun as well!).

Thus, since I’m unable to heap the heavy handfuls of praise upon the site that it so deserves due to the fact that my pussy is now well cared for and I must once again be on my way, I shall instead forego my usual habit of posting a singular video gallery to accompany my blogs and offer a far more bountiful selection of busty babes for your pervy perusal. As it was beautiful big belly BBW Velvet whom I’d encountered first in my search for today’s galleries (and thereby providing today’s title based upon my favourite Yello song), I thought I’d stick to the theme of plumper pussy dildo fucking for the rest.

And so, here’s a half-dozen plumpers - including the titular Velvet, Sienna Hill, Ms Panther, Lolli, Juice & Cassandra (the latter not quite so plump, but rather chosen both to provide some variety and by virtue of the energetic fucking machine she’s using for dynamic dildo automation) - in these sexy BBW masturbation videos from PlumperPass.com:

    

    

    

    

    

    

While most girls who fit into the plumper or BBW category sport a bit of soft cellulite where their body fat has lost its tone, our Amy, although pleasingly plump, appears to be toned to perfection. Solid and well-built, she’s the sort of woman you’d feel perched atop you with all the wonderful weight of that beautiful, sexy body bearing down upon you like a pile-driver despite her diminutive size. What I wouldn’t give as a chubby chaser to have such a “small but perfectly formed” pocket-plumper as a fuck-buddy.

And, apparently, my opinion was somewhat shared by at least one other reader who’d left a comment the last time I’d blogged Ms. Hunter saying, “She reminds me of a girl you’d fuck but wouldn’t tell anyone about. You know she’s been around, but she’s the best fuck in town! I would so crush her guts!!” The only point upon which we differ is in keeping it quiet, as I wouldn’t be able to resist telling the world about such an amazingly curvaceous catch (and whether or not Amy happened to be a slut would be of no consequence either, as I quite like sluts!)! :~D

I could go on and on about Amy as there’s nothing about this girl that doesn’t define my picture of plumper perfection. From her gorgeous big tits (I especially love the way this photo showcases the sheer bulk of breast-flesh wrapping all the way around the side of her chest) down to her beautiful chubby belly around to that tattooed round ass of hers, I’d want to lick every last square inch of Amy’s luxurious voluptuousness. Indeed, this one’s built for both comfort and speed! And don’t even get me started on her spread wet pussy with just the sort of lusciously large labia lips like I love to suck (I know, I know - “MyVaginaSite” ).

See? I told you I could go on and on. However, I can also just shut up and show you the photos! Thus, here’s perfect pint-sized plumper Amy Hunter in a sample selection of her nude photos from PlumperPass.com:

Trouble is, with porn niches being the way they are, we only have these two extreme ends of the spectrum in terms of classifying body type. But what about those sexy girls who don’t have quite enough to satisfy the fat admirers but are still suitably well-endowed with the natural feminine curves & contours you’d come to expect from a “real woman”, thus excluding them from the slim-n-stacked market? The wife once proposed the creation of an entirely new intermediate category - IBWs or In-Between Women - but the task of fostering a general acceptance of this new classification within the porn industry would be a tall order indeed.

Thus, I guess we’re stuck for the time being with plumpers as a catch-all. The good thing is that I’ve found BBW lovers to be far more accepting of a wide range of body types when compared to their slim-n-stacked loving brethren (as amply evidenced when the semi-voluptuous busty blonde bombshell Ctexsins Chelle posted a few photos on VoyeurWeb a while back, only to be inundated with insults implying that she was a “fatty”). Sad but true, so I suppose it’s good that these in-between women who are kind enough to share their beautiful bodies with us have a place to go without being subject to the sort of plus-size prejudice that runs rampant amongst a few narrow-minded porn surfers looking for less.

And such would probably be the case with today’s featured model Kitty Lee as well. A relative newcomer to the Plumper Pass family of sites, I’d consider her to be a “light plumper” at best because, to me, she just looks like a positively stunning albeit regular-shaped woman (if there is indeed such a thing as having a “regular shape”). Still, I suppose that little bit of a plump belly she has going on would preclude her from appearing in your average, run-of-the-mill skinny chick porn sites. Wait, before I go on, perhaps it would be best to show you a few examples of this not-so-big beautiful woman in a small handful of her photos at PlumperPass.com…

…right, then. Whomever could object to having the sight of such a stunning woman as Kitty Lee in their midst?! I had a hard enough time just getting past those piercing blue eyes burning into my soul before I could move on down to enjoy the full extent of her curvaceous, womanly charms!

And charms our something our Kitty has in spades. Moving downward from that totally captivating face, I first encounter a most glorious pair of beautiful big breasts - slightly pendulous yet perfectly formed and firm enough to provide two generous heavy handfuls of breast-flesh for the fondling. Tearing my attention away from those fabulous tits and venturing southward, I can’t help but linger for a moment upon Kitty’s adorable tummy - not a very big belly by any stretch of the imagination, but just enough to be immensely cuddly in bed (I just wish she were totally naked so I could admire (i.e. “perve over”) in a more comprehensive fashion).

Ah, but the true crowning glory of Ms. Lee’s allure for me lies even further below her cute little belly. Yes, you guessed it, it’s those huge pussy flaps of hers that would ultimately prove my undoing. As much as I am besotted by her beguiling breasts & belly and would love nothing more than to be able to stare into those bottomless blue eyes whilst indulging in the whole of the pulchritudinous package that is her body, I fear that I would simply be overcome at the sight of such full and luscious labia lips and have to attach my own to them like a remora, sucking those massive meat-flaps into my mouth with abandon (hmmm, I wonder if it’s possible to deep-throat a pussy?!).

[I know, I know. I’d promised on my new vagina blog that I’d avoid habitually bringing this particular fetish into the picture since I now have my own special place for doing so, but witnessing the wonder of Kitty’s big pussy render the above transgression unavoidable. Sincerest apologies and I’ll try to do better in the future.]

Departing the still-life visions of lovely Kitty Lee in photographic form and ambling on to the videos, we pick right up where the pics left off in an interracial sex scene wherein our heroine avails herself to the prurient pleasures of a big black cock, sucking and fucking the mocha member of her depilated partner in porn. While it was wonderful watching her big breasts bouncing as she rode him cowgirl-style in the third video clip below, it’s the last one in which he’s fucking Kitty doggy-style that I found most fascinating, her almost prehensile pussy lips appearing to pull his penis back in to that most succulent pink tunnel with every stroke!

Oops, I did it again, didn’t I? Sorry ’bout that. Best stop pondering pussy and just get on with the videos. And so, here’s lovely light plumper Kitty Lee in these splendid fuck videos from PlumperPass.com: